Did James Bond Murder The Fat Chick Of Monaco?

007’s franchise is dead, mainly because it hits too close to home at this point in Clown World. Why pay for a movie when the Associated Press is free? Join me in piecing together a conspiracy theory undermining NATO’s latest war conference! First, some backstory…

NATO summit begins in Turkiye’s Ankara: Who is attending, what is at stake?

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By Marthe van der Wolf, 7 July 2026

NATO leaders are meeting in Ankara, Turkiye on Tuesday and Wednesday.

The summit gets underway as US President Donald Trump renews pressure on member states over defence spending. European nations are expected to respond with billions of dollars in new military contracts.

Leaders from all 32 NATO member states are at the summit in Turkiye this week.

Two non-alliance heads of state will also be there: Ukraine’s Volodymyr Zelenskyy and South Korea’s Lee Jae-myung.

Australia, Japan and New Zealand are sending defence or foreign ministers, as are Gulf countries affected by the US-Israel war on Iran: Bahrain, Kuwait, Qatar and the United Arab Emirates.

Syrian President Ahmed al-Sharaa is not expected to attend the summit but is holding a bilateral meeting with Trump in Ankara.

What Ukraine needs from this summit

Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy is meeting Trump for a bilateral meeting on Wednesday. Ukraine is not a NATO member.

Zelenskyy will be using his face-to-face with the US president to request additional Patriot air defence systems as Russian attacks are intensifying on Ukrainian cities. A drone attack on the Ukrainian capital Kyiv killed at least 11 people on Monday morning.

Ukraine won’t get any more interceptor missiles. There are no more to be had. The official purpose of the summit is Trump forcing Europe to increase defense spending, but that’s just a grift. Who is Europe going to buy munitions from, Russia? Themselves, now that they’ve been deindustrialized? No, Trump demands they buy from TrumpCorp… that’s how he thinks of the United States… and even at that, everything is backordered to infinity, so it’s just a money grab.

Spain already refused to cooperate with Trump’s warmongering, for which Trump summarily banned all trade between USA and Spain. That’s either more TrumpCorp thinking, because USA’s international economy does not exist to service the whims of the Fed’s executive officer, or thinly veiled retaliation for Reconquista.

More to the point, some people want Zelensky’s Regime replaced, and undermining him at this NATO conference would set him up for a military defeat.

Former army chief seen as Zelensky’s top rival reveals a rift between them

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18 February 2026

LONDON — Ever since he was ousted as the head of Ukraine’s army in 2024 and appointed as the country’s ambassador to Britain, Valerii Zaluzhnyi has widely been seen as the top political rival to President Volodymyr Zelensky.

Zaluzhnyi, 52, refuses to discuss his political ambitions, saying he doesn’t want to risk harming national unity during a war with Russia that is approaching its fourth anniversary. Yet in a sign of his possible desire to run for the presidency — after the war is over — Zaluzhnyi spoke publicly for the first time about a deep rift between himself and Zelensky in a recent interview with the Associated Press.

Tensions emerged soon after Russia’s full-scale invasion in February 2022, and tempers often flared between the two men over how best to defend the country, Zaluzhnyi said. The strained relationship reached a boiling point later that year, when dozens of agents from Ukraine’s domestic intelligence service raided Zaluzhnyi’s office, he told the AP.

NATO is holding its annual summit beginning on July 7. Zaluzhnyi is affiliated with London/Zionism and a popular choice for replacing Zelensky if and when he becomes a political liability. And despite Putin’s slow-walking, the war in Ukraine is reaching endgame. Endless material support from NATO can’t outweigh demographic depletion. The Kagan/Nudelman faction behind Zelensky is prepared to die on the hill of Forever War Russia, while the Zionist faction behind Trump (and Zaluzhnyi?) is not.

And now, our feature presentation!

Manhunt under way after Ukrainian-born tycoon injured by Monaco bomb

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By Pjotr Sauer, 30 June 2026

An international search is under way for a suspected bomber after a Ukrainian tycoon and his family were injured in an explosion in Monaco in an unprecedented attack that has shaken the normally ultra-safe principality.

Best known for its luxury lifestyle, low-tax regime and annual Formula One Grand Prix, Monaco has long attracted billionaires, celebrities and business elites from around the world. Since Russia’s full-scale invasion of Ukraine, it has also become home to a number of wealthy Ukrainians, a group dubbed the “Monaco Battalion” by independent Ukrainian media.

I don’t know where Monaco fits into the occult world. Considering its impossible financial successes, inexplicably unchallenged independence and numerous criminal/nobility associations, my starting assumption was “Mafia bank” and nothing yet has indicated otherwise.

Stéphane Thibault, Monaco’s public prosecutor, told reporters that a man entered an apartment block on Monday evening, left a package in the lobby and walked away. Moments later, as three occupants of a ground-floor flat approached the entrance, the package exploded, he said.

French media identified the three as Vadym Iermolaiev, his wife and their 13-year-old child. Iermolaiev and his wife had been taken to hospital with serious injuries, while their child was also wounded, French authorities said.

Wife reportedly lost her feet. That and no fatalities, is a bit odd. Most package bombs are intended to explode when opened or picked up, because that’s when the victim’s head is close. Either something went wrong, or the perpetrator didn’t want to kill.

A Ukrainian State perpetrator would have wanted to.

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Bearing in mind I’m no forensics expert, a package bomb leaving a crater but no fatalities means it was lying on the ground when it exploded. If it was that powerful from a few feet up then no way nobody died. That concrete looks thin, but not so much that it all caved in, and of course it was solid enough to walk on. The damage traveled along its seam with the threshold. We would also have seen doorway damage had the bomb exploded at waist or chest-height.

Photographs online showed the entrance of the luxury apartment building damaged by the blast. CCTV footage showed the suspect fleeing towards the French border shortly after the explosion. French media published a video image of the alleged bomber, who was seen wearing a dark top and a bucket hat.

A mime? A mime would have made for a fun manhunt (“we have ways of making you talk!”), but no, turns out we got a fat chick instead. A German-speaking ethnic Ukrainian, reportedly.

Iermolaiev, originally from the south-eastern Ukrainian city of Dnipro, founded the Alef trade and industrial corporation and became one of the region’s most influential property developers and businessmen.

Once ranked among Forbes Ukraine’s 100 richest Ukrainians, he renounced his Ukrainian citizenship in 2019 in favour of Cypriot nationality. Ukraine imposed sanctions on him in 2023, alleging he had maintained business links with Russian entities operating in Ukrainian territories occupied by Moscow, including Crimea, which Russia illegally annexed in 2014.

He looks like a Russian gangster with John Travolta’s hair. Angled eyebrows, hooded eyes and a strong chin indicate he’s aggressive yet rational. I bet his resting face has a scowl that could rival Fat Chick’s above. And of course, he’s vain. Nobody has that kind of hair at middle age without a lot of effort and maybe a plastic surgeon.

Prosecutors in Monaco said they had opened an attempted murder investigation into the attack but were not qualifying it as terrorism. A second “mirror” investigation had been opened in France, with the motive still unclear.

“This wasn’t terrorism, now let’s investigate and see who targeted this designated enemy of the Jewish-Ukrainian state. And why!”

Ukraine’s foreign ministry said its embassy in France, which is also responsible for Monaco, was in touch with local authorities. Ukrainian diplomats were at the scene providing assistance, it said.

Those diplomats had no obvious business at the scene, the victim having renounced his citizenship. Part of Monaco’s appeal to the ((real leaders of the world)) is providing safe neutral territory, so far as I can tell, which means Monaco will either take this very seriously or is in-the-know in a way that’ll preserve its reputation.

So TL;DR he was actually a she, and she successfully fled to Kiev despite an Interpol manhunt. Which is not to say she got away!

Woman suspected of Monaco bombing found shot dead near Kyiv

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By Pjotr Sauer, 7 July 2026 07.17

On Friday, Interpol issued a red notice for 39-year-old Anastasiia Berezovska, a Ukrainian national who speaks German. The notice – a request to law enforcement agencies worldwide to locate and provisionally arrest a suspect pending extradition – said Berezovska was wanted by Monaco on charges of attempted murder, placing an explosive device in a public place with criminal intent, and criminal conspiracy.

[Now the] woman suspected of carrying out last week’s bomb attack in Monaco that seriously injured a Ukraine-born business tycoon has been found shot dead near Kyiv, in the latest twist in a case that has shaken the wealthy Mediterranean principality.

Ukrainian prosecutors said on Tuesday the woman had been found with a gunshot wound to the head and that two men had been arrested in connection with the case, including an officer with Ukraine’s military intelligence agency (HUR) and a former law enforcement officer.

Problem! That is not how this game works. The time to ‘execute’ a cut-out in order to throw off pursuit, is BEFORE the cut-out returns to home base!

Recall that Zaluzhnyi has unpleasant history with Ukraine’s intelligence community.

Prosecutors said in a statement that Berezovska received cryptocurrency payments from the two men who were later arrested, leading investigators to treat them as “individuals potentially involved in the attempted murder in Monaco”.

The one and single reason anonymous crypto is still a thing, is because so many of this Godforsaken planet’s rulers need anonymous international payment methods. It will soon become, as with real estate and travel, a two-tiered system of anarchy for insiders and tyranny for the proles.

Monaco authorities were able to trace anonymous payments by an intelligence community in mere days? If anybody can then a Mafia bank can, but that kind of capability would also end Monaco as a “financial destination”. Ask Switzerland.

Were those payments meant to be traced, perhaps? Many if not most successful tracings of such payments come from the human factor.

They added that the serving HUR officer was “acting on his own initiative” and did not inform his superiors about his contacts with Berezovska.

Man, I hate the Talmudists. This is an established behavior pattern going back to Scripture, in which they brag & threaten to do evil, then do evil, then play innocent about their fingerprints in victims’ blood all over the crime scene. “We shall be as gods, and God is as dumb as a bag of rocks!”

HUR before: “We want him dead! More sanctions! It’s not our fault if he can afford to feed his family!”

Breaking news: “Somebody tried to bomb him and his family. The device’s sophistication indicates access to military knowledge and equipment.”

HUR after: “Our man was rogue! We don’t know why he would do such a thing!”

We saw the exact same pattern with the Nordstream sabotage. “We’re gonna do it!” then it happened “It wasn’t us, Ukraine did it!”

Oh, snap.

Prosecutors also released footage showing a blood-stained “torture chamber”, containing hammers and other equipment, which they said was discovered during searches of the men’s properties.

We can rule out Land Mime being a wind-up toy if she received payments for her services, not to mention she was not the weapon used, so that was a fun-time torture dungeon. I’m unimpressed with such a find, really; intelligence officers, frequently recruited for sociopathy and criminal tendencies, are who I would most expect to enjoy BDSM.

But yes, that’s a bad look in the press.

The affair could prove politically costly for Kyiv. Any evidence linking members of Ukraine’s intelligence services to a bombing on European soil would be deeply damaging, coming as President Volodymyr Zelenskyy arrived at a Nato summit on Tuesday seeking to shore up western support while Russia continues its deadly bombardment of Ukrainian cities.

The final piece of the puzzle, is that Land Mime’s HUR connection (and her permanent silencing) was revealed on Day 1 of NATO Conference 2026. No way Zelensky would have ordered a potentially catastrophic hit mere days before the summit! Either he would have waited a week, or the victim was much more involved in Ukraine politics than anybody is admitting, or…

…Or somebody wanted to discredit Zelensky immediately before he was scheduled to beg his backers for continued support. Somebody following the Nordstream behavior pattern.

I bet this was a James Bond production. ((British)) intelligence, not ((continental)). That explains why Land Mime was executed after returning to Kiev instead of before, as any halfway competent Ukie intelligence officer would have done. I bet Land Mime was turned by one of the anti-Zelensky factions, bombed a prominent Ukrainian dissident then hurried to her UHR handler (and his kinky basement) before he knew she was the manhunt’s target. Then she was executed to prevent her talking about being a double agent. That framed Zelensky’s current Regime in a very bad light, so soon before a major gathering that Zelensky loyalists had no opportunity to prepare a defense.

It’s possible she was not involved with Ukie intelligence at all. London (or whoever) could just as easily have given her an address along with a Monaco-traced credit card to get there with, then waxed her as soon as she left digital footprints to the unlucky intel asset’s front door.

Vadym’s life was spared because he’ll probably be sympathetic to Monaco & allies for solving the case so quickly, and no harm done if he merely hates Zelensky even more. Monaco cooperated with the real perpetrator because paradoxically, the rapid resolution enhanced its reputation as a safe haven.

Yeah, this investigation was just a little too fast & effective, finding just enough dirt and just in time, to have been an honest effort.

James Bond murdered the Fat Chick of Monaco!