Iran Bombs Bruce Jenner

It’s not mushroom clouds over Jerusalem, but the next-best thing might be a bombed-out Tel Aviv Pride Parade in Bruce Jenner’s honor!

Caitlyn Jenner Reveals She Is Trapped In A Bomb Shelter In Israel During Iranian Missile Strikes

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By Lou Flavius, 14 June 2025

Caitlyn Jenner ended up in Israel at exactly the wrong time, getting stuck in a bomb shelter on Friday after Iran launched missiles in retaliation for an attack on Thursday.

Jenner, a transgender, traveled to Tel Aviv [to host] a pride month parade scheduled for Friday but saw plans go awry after Iran rained missiles down on the city, forcing the organizers to cancel the event.

YES! WINNING!

Attendees ended up getting stuck in the country after flights were grounded.

MOAR WINNING! Keep him! Her! Please!

Jenner made it to a bomb shelter, remaining there to ensure safety while also enjoying some wine.

And sausage? And monkeypox? Nothing says “Big Pharma preferred customer” like “proudly queer”.

“We are back in the shelters in Tel Aviv. This looks like it is the third wave of attack from Iran,” Jenner wrote on social media, adding, “Please pray,” while claiming she was “holding up okay.”

Asked if the bombs were loud, Jenner replied with a simple “Yes.”

“Dear God, don’t hand us over to the Babylonian Empire again! Remember it’s your fault I was born this way!”

Caitlyn Jenner Made The Best Of A Crappy Situation

Influencer Regev Gur would share a selfie of the two of them showing the former decathlete holding a glass of wine.

“What were you doing with the alarms? Because I’m drinking wine with Caitlyn,” he captioned the photo.

I would get drunk, too, locked inside a room with Bruce.

WOOF! He transitioned hard enough to hit the Wall. A wall the Iranians couldn’t penetrate with ballistic missiles on the third effort.

And just wait’ll you get the full picture.

The missile strike led to the destruction of several buildings, with dozens of people injured after Israel’s Dome air defense system was breached.

Caitlin Jenner has contacted the American Embassy, which advised remaining in the shelter until things calm down.

“Help! I’m trapped in a room full of militant homosexuals thinking this is their last night alive!”

“We’ll rescue you from those rapists!”

“No, no, send more wine.”

“This is an emergency channel, gender nonbinary.”

I wonder why God let that blasphemous freak live.

Hmm… yes, that could have been a worse fate than death, but I dunno, there’s a chance that “she” enjoyed it.

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Caitlyn Jenner has reportedly left Israel after being stuck in Tel Aviv for days due to the ongoing conflict with Iran.

The TV personality, 75, was there to host the Tel Aviv Pride Parade, which was cancelled after the June 13 airstrike.

She is now thought to have left the country by land to neighbouring Jordan, according to the Times of Israel, so she can board a flight and return home to the US.

Left by land? Ahh, I see now. The only thing worse than a gay orgy in a fallout bunker, is making a run for the border immediately afterwards. Feel the butt-burn!

He couldn’t have enjoyed THAT. Sending vibes and vaccines to the Kardashian reject!

‘What an incredible way it has been to celebrate Shitbox Shabbat,’ she posted on X. ‘I am here in Israel, in Tel Aviv with you all. I am a friend, advocate, ally, and thank you to the Israeli people for making me family.

If you were any more of a Jew, Jenner, Netanyahu would’ve iced you with a gunship after your Pride parade survived the initial attack… same as last time!

Or do you think it’s just a coincidence that Netanyahu triggered World War Iran at the right moment to rain missiles on your parade? I thought Bibi had timed the attack to see which way the recall-election vote would swing… I could have phrased that better… but as I’ve remarked before, the Zionists are perfectly willing to war against sodomy.

So is Iran!