Smells Like... Happy Birthday?
*GunnerQ scans the daily headlines.*
Now they’re claiming Hitler was flatulent? No. Just no. *Keeps going.*
Wait, why would they lie about that? They can’t even hope to sell a lie like that. *Goes back.*
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That was fast. Fortunately, the doubling-down habit of Leftists is even better than the Wayback Machine.
Fact Check: The Truth About Hitler's Condition That Made Him Pass Gas a Lot
h ttps://uk.news.yahoo.com/fact-check-truth-hitlers-condition-130000525.html
By Anna Rascouët-Paz for Snopes, 20 April 2024
Snopes would be a great name for a pet cockroach, because neither has a reverse gear.
Claim: Adolf Hitler had a digestive disorder that caused him to fart often.
Rating: TRUE
I already know it’s FALSE, just because if it HAD been true, my fifth-grade history class would have covered it in detail, and probably against the teacher’s wishes. Because fifth-graders.
For years, a rumor has circulated that Adolf Hitler had a digestive condition that made him pass gas often. The claim has appeared on Reddit for at least 13 years, and a post in early 2024 included details about the medical treatment he followed:
“TIL Theodor Morell, Adolf Hitler’s quack personal physician, prescribed him cocaine eye drops, heavy doses of oxycodone, and amphetamines, sometimes up to 20 times a day. To combat Hitler’s excessive flatulence, he prescribed “Doktor Koster’s Antigas Pills”, a mixture of atropine and strychnine”
How did Adolf not die from that sick-care, long before the end of WW2? How did he survive his first enlistment with debilitating bowel issues and a drug habit that could get him elected Mayor of Oakland even as a straight white man? For serious, there are mummies with less embalming than that.
They’re not just lying. They’re not even trying!
This post was upvoted 29,000 times and had received 1,500 comments, as of this writing. The rumor also spread on X (formerly Twitter) starting in 2011 (archived), and repeatedly in the years since then.
This claim is true.
Because it was upvoted on Reddit? That’s a new low, Snopes.
In a secret file made public in 2009 in England, one of Hitler's aides wrote that he had appalling table manners. The document also made a reference to his digestive disorder.
Talk about begging to be fisked. My wheelhouse!
Other scholarly sources have referred to his gastrointestinal problems, including a 2005 article from The Journal of the Royal College of Physicians of Edinburgh, which said it seemed to have been a lifelong condition…
Spoiler, it was an out-of-specialty article written by a death doctor who also wrote an out-of-specialty article on male circumcision.
In the secret file found and published in 2009, the aide also mentioned Hitler's poor dietary habits. Quoting the aide, an article in The Daily Mail reported: “Hitler ate prodigious amounts of cake (this cake eating was responsible for a slight digestive disorder and the addition of a bay window to his already not too fortunate figure).”
I can believe Hitler self-medicated with food under the stress of WW2. No, I can’t even believe that. We’ve all seen the pictures of him. He was no kind of foodie or slob, right up to the end.
No way was any lifelong embarrassing habit of da Fuh kept under wraps for decades. This is all lies. So, why say it? Why make up an outrageous, easily falsifiable lie?
Because 20 April is his birthday?
That says way more about his enemies than him.
Let’s dissect those lies. The 2005 article is here…
h ttps://antville.org/static/sites/infam/files/hitlers_medical_care.pdf
…but it’s actually more concerned with the doctor, Theodore Morrell, who reportedly joined the Nazis instead of leaving the country for lucrative positions elsewhere… because… he was believed to be a Jew. That is also un-credible, but I’m more interested in the author, Derek Doyle.
Obituary: Dr Derek Doyle, internationally renowned expert in palliative care
h ttps://www.heraldscotland.com/news/19910548.obituary-dr-derek-doyle-internationally-renowned-expert-palliative-care/
By Rebecca McQuillan, 9th February 2022
Born: July 13, 1931; Died: January 21, 2022.
DEREK Doyle, who has died aged 90, was a doctor and internationally renowned expert in palliative care who co-founded Scotland’s first hospice, St Columba’s, in Edinburgh.
The one-time missionary was highly influential in developing palliative care medicine and spreading its influence. He was the first President of the Association of Palliative Medicine of Great Britain and Ireland, and a founding member of the International Association of Hospice and Palliative Care.
He and his wife Bethia became Church of Scotland missionaries in the 1960s and he spent 10 years providing medical care in deprived parts of South Africa during what he termed the days of “extreme, bitter apartheid”.
But it is his contribution to the development of better end-of-life care for which he came to prominence, a field in which he remained influential long after his retirement.
Born in Bury north of Manchester, to John, a civil servant, and his wife Gladys, he moved with his family first to Glasgow and then to Edinburgh, where he attended George Watson’s College. His ambition as a teenager was to become a naval architect, influenced by witnessing shipbuilding in Glasgow, but in the event chose medicine, put off by the maths involved in naval architecture, and inspired by his faith to take up a profession where he felt he could do good.
I hope the maths involved in correct pain-medication dosages were much easier for him.
He studied at the University of Edinburgh Medical School, explaining in a later interview with the Royal College of Physicians of Edinburgh that he came into his own as a trainee doctor at the end of third year, when he finally got to spend time with patients. “I just loved being with people; that was a terribly important thing to me,” he observed.
He qualified in 1955 and married Bethia Robb, a primary school teacher, in 1956. His first job was at Leith Hospital (a general hospital which closed in 1987), where he gained experience in surgery. His skills in eye surgery procedures such as cataract removal proved to be a highly useful skill in rural South Africa.
Even this friendly account fails to affirm the need for cataract surgery in rural South Africa. Those tribal Africans had… OTHER problems. Big problems. Floyd problems.
The couple went to South Africa in 1957 and Dr Doyle worked was a missionary surgeon in Kwa-Zulu-Natal before moving to a Transkei hospital as medical superintendent. The Church of Scotland wanted him to go urgently because of staff shortages, and he did so, but said later he was “not professionally prepared at all for what I had to do in Africa”.
Most cucks who bring White Man’s charity to the savages of Africa, share that sentiment. To wit:
The area the couple arrived in was marked by continual intertribal conflicts. He performed 105 post-mortems in his first year, all on war victims.
And cataract surgeries!
The medical facilities were primitive and there had been no surgery on offer at all for the previous four years. He said it was “very frightening”, doing as many as 240 procedures he had never done before.
And cataract surgeries!
That would have been grossly unethical, practicing medicine far outside his area of expertise, except in the context of Africa, the patient would probably have died anyway.
In Transkei, he found himself in charge of developing a 150-bed hospital, which was well equipped and had a “super staff”. Here, though, he also saw apartheid up close, treating patients whose backs were criss-crossed with wounds from being beaten, witnessing police brutality and being followed everywhere he went. He replaced overseas staff at the hospital where possible with local African people.
Doyle came in with a terrible grudge against his own people, and prized the savage over the civilized even after he watched them murder each other in endless intertribal conflicts, then after he moved himself to a white hospital for (probably) his own safety.
It takes a very strong Marxist to go to Africa, see Africa with his own eyes, and come back still believing in Africa.
That’s a man who will lie about ANYTHING.
Bethia for her part was barred from teaching local children under apartheid laws.
“But I don’t want to teach white children! They don’t belong in Africa!”
The couple started a family while in South Africa. They returned to Edinburgh in 1966 and lived in Corstorphine where Dr Doyle worked as a GP and at Corstorphine Hospital. There he got to know Ann Weatherall, the matron, who had a keen interest in palliative care.
A Kiwi whose specialties were “experimental social psychology” and “rape culture”.
The UK’s first hospice, St Christopher’s in London, had been established in 1967 and the two saw the need for something similar in Scotland. They started fundraising and in 1977, St Columba’s Hospice opened in Trinity, north Edinburgh, with views across the Forth. Dr Doyle was its first medical director and stayed in post until his retirement in 1995.
A passionate advocate for palliative care, he poured his energies into raising awareness of the new specialism, developing undergraduate teaching resources as well as targeting qualified doctors with continuing professional development. He was Scotland’s first consultant in palliative care and helped ensure that it was recognised as a specialism, the UK becoming the first country in the world to establish a career path in it. In 1987, he was awarded an OBE.
He went to Africa as a medical missionary, was horrified at the local savagery, but reserved his disgust for the apartheid-state-not-Israel even while enjoying their protection, then when he came back to Scotland, he made a career of helping snuff out his countrymen because maths is hard. I guess nobody in Scotland needed cataract surgery, either.
Is that somebody who would fabricate a Flatulent Hitler lie?
Yes.
Frankly, that’s a man so consumed by cultural Marxism, incompetence and self-hate, that the Church Of Scotland would make him a missionary.
Adolf Hitler had poor table manners and suffered flatulence
h ttps://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4678840/Adolf-Hitler-had-poor-table-manners-and-suffered-flatulence.html
No Author Named, 17 February 2009
This is the above-referenced 2009 article.
The dictator also bit his fingernails at meal times and nervously rubbed his index finger back and forth across his moustache, the newly discovered papers disclose.
The top secret papers also state Hitler believed Goebbels' own propaganda about himself and genuinely thought he was the "greatest military genius of all time".
Honestly, H can make as good a claim to “the greatest military genius” as Napoleon. They both conquered continental Europe, then got wrecked by Russia. We’ll call it a tie.
The Fuhrer's daily routine and "uncouth" behaviour were recorded in notes taken from a high-ranking Nazi who spilled the beans to a British agent.
The document, resembling a psychological profile of Hitler, is dated May 1945 - three days after his death - and states on the front: "This summary must be destroyed within 48 hours".
Despite this, the papers were retained by the agent who is believed to have kept them at his home in the south-west of England.
They have now surfaced for the first time in more than 60 years after a recent house clearance.
Which is it? “A colonel spilled the beans” or “found in a rummage sale”? Don’t tell me “the British agent forgot”.
They give a fascinating glimpse into Hitler's everyday life in his bunker and mentions his alleged homosexuality and his fondness for Rudolph Hess.
It takes a fag to claim that all close male friendships are faggy.
The Nazi who gave the insight was convinced Hitler was mad and quoted a little girl speaking about the Fuhrer: "Mami, will the lunatic chew up our carpets too?"
Wartime Germany would not have been as effective as they were, with such a leader. Like AUKUS is today! Hunter Biden!
Auctioneer Richard Westwood-Brookes, who is selling the papers found during a house clearance, said: "This is a British Army intelligence summary dated May 3rd 1945.
"It is marked "Secret, Copy No 173" and also clearly marked "This summary must be destroyed within 48 hrs of receipt" - but this one was clearly not destroyed.
"It is a highly important document which has clearly survived through extraordinary circumstances.
"It was found during a routine house clearance and it is possible that the man whose house it was had been in a position to receive this report.
"Rather than destroy it he kept it. Perhaps he then forgot about it or perhaps he chose not to show it to anyone because it was supposed to have been destroyed.
"Possibly the most important element of this document is the statement of a captured German Lt Colonel who kept the war diary in Hitler's bunker.
And the original can be yours, for just five easy payments of £199.99!
The documents are being sold at Ludlow Racecourse on March 5 and are estimated to fetch up to £1,000.
If the documents were genuine then they would have been seized by London and placed in a museum, not sold on the open market, which would probably have been a felony under various antiquities laws, ESPECIALLY the ones referencing the artifacts of the Nazi Regime.
If the documents were genuine, then they wouldn’t be estimated at worth up to £1000.
Either the legitimacy couldn’t be established, or it was planted by somebody not skilled enough to fake it.
"He enjoyed a very close relationship with Hitler having eaten at the same table with him at least 30 times.
"The statement provides a vivid personal description of Hitler in his last days and his behaviour in the bunker.
"It mentions a digestive disorder which could be a reference to his flatulence, but denies the rumours that Hitler was homosexual.
"This remarkable document is potentially unique, given the requirement that it should have been destroyed within hours of receipt."
Assuming it’s legit, in the best-case scenario, it was an account of Hitler’s last few days alive… behavior which should obviously not be considered normative over his entire life.
Most people today don’t really care about old Adolf, me included, but apparently, he’s still alive and living rent-free in certain peoples’ minds.
Adolf Hitler: Four Germans caught laying roses at family home on dictator's birthday
h ttps://uk.news.yahoo.com/adolf-hitler-four-germans-caught-112800209.html
By Sky News, 22 April 2024
Four Germans have been caught laying white roses in memory of Adolf Hitler at the house where he was born on the dictator's birthday.
One of the quartet was seen performing a Nazi salute as they posed for photos, according to police.
Hitler was born on 20 April 1889 in Braunau am Inn in the Austrian province of Upper Austria.
Officers said the four Germans - two sisters and their partners, all in their 20s and early 30s - went to the building on Saturday to lay white roses in its window recesses.
Lesbians for Nasties? If law enforcement doesn’t carefully disclaim their sexualities, then misgendering will happen!
They posed in front of the house for photos and one of the women gave a Hitler salute, a gesture which is banned in both Austria and Germany.
Patrolling officers noticed the group and took them to a police station for questioning.
The woman said she had not meant the salute seriously, but officers said they found a chat with the others on her phone in which they shared Nazi-themed messages and pictures.
“Vot’s dis? Memes? Do you still tink zees ees funny, Fraulein?”
“I have sex with other women!”
“…let me check zee totem pole of Privilege...”
After lengthy wrangling over the future of the former Führer's family home, work began last year on turning it into a police station.
Authorities thought the move would make the address unattractive as a pilgrimage site for Nazi sympathisers.
Fat, lazy cops want dissidents to just walk up and incriminate themselves. Who’s eating too many donuts NOW, huh?
Why do they hate him so much? It’s not because he was a vile, toxic, uncivilized, disheveled, drug-addicted troglodyte like they claim, as if people would naturally like such a person. It’s probably because… he wasn’t. And their only defense against the truth coming out is lying, lying, lying so much that the lies eventually stop working.
Five minutes ago.
For your birthday, Adolf, my blog defended your honor… something I was NOT expecting to say, when I rolled out of bed this morning. I just hate being lied to.