This Is Your Girlfriend With Silicon Implants
Nothing makes this fox want to snark & shred like the morning after Tax Day. BRING ME A VICTIM!
Tech exec predicts ‘AI girlfriends’ will create $1B business: ‘Comfort at the end of the day’
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By Ariel Zilber for Washington Post, 15 April 2024
It’s only a matter of time before someone builds the next billion-dollar dating app that will pair real-life users with artificial intelligence-created girlfriends, according to a tech executive.
I can’t believe it hasn’t happened already.
Websites like Romance.AI offer up virtual dating partners using technology that can mimic real-life human interactions.
Oh look, it happened already.
It was inevitable that somebody would add Chatbox-AI to porn and sexbots. I don’t see the point. Women and chat-AIs share the same, fundamental flaw: they’re both Satan-educated nags that never cook, clean or…
…smile.
Greg Isenberg, CEO of Late Checkout, wrote a blog post on X in which he shared that he met a man in Miami who “admitted to me that he spends $10,000/month” on “AI girlfriends.”
That’s still cheaper than a Ukrainian girlfriend, especially that clingy whore Zelensky.
“I thought he was kidding,” Isenberg wrote. “But, he’s a 24 year old single guy who loves it.”
There was a time when I also would have scoffed at that wasteful sum. When you consider the wealth, bodily strength and personal charm of America’s current rulers, however, it’s hard to NOT believe it.
Maybe there’s hope for the North American Slut after all. She says “material girl!” but does “Get your Weinsteins off my dress, creep!”
At $10k per john per month, for what’s free on the Internet, a billion-dollar business model shouldn’t be hard to achieve.
When Isenberg asked him what he loved about it, the Miami man is quoted as saying: “Some people play video games, I play with AI girlfriends.”
NO WAY! Dark Helmet? From Spaceballs? Is that you, living in Miami? Playing with your dolls again?
So, your “girlfriend” now has silicon implants. And I don’t mean Brazilian butt jobs.
Money never did buy ((you people)) love, now did it? If you would just man up already, then there’s every chance you’d be rewarded with a Druish Princess.
Isenberg said that he was told by the man: “I love that I could use voice notes now with my AI girlfriends.”
“I get to customize my AI girlfriend,” the man told Isenberg. “Likes, dislikes etc. It’s comfort at the end of the day.”
The Miami man stated his preference for two websites — Candy.ai and Kupid.ai.
Meanwhile Isenberg, age 24, mortgaged his home in Miami to invest in Candy and Stupid, then called his boyfriend Ariel at WaPo to share the good news about “this guy I know with money to burn”.
I made that up. Maybe it’s true anyway? I better check.
Greg is… hmm… uh-oh… former head of product development for WeWork. That was a financial scam to inflate urban real estate rents across the nation. His new involvement in cyber-pillow talk is not going to be innocent.
You don’t suppose somebody might try to consolidate all sexbot-AIs into a single holdings company, in order to monopolize their surveillance and blackmail potential? at the victim’s expense? And WaPo is the CIA’s mouthpiece, last I checked.
Mark my words, AI is gonna mean Abominable Intelligence before Christ comes back.
Candy.ai bills itself as “the ultimate AI girlfriend experience” which offers “virtual companions for immersive and personalized chats.”
Kupid AI says that it uses AI algorithms to generate virtual and fictional characters — or “companions” — with whom one can communicate through voice notes.
“It’s kinda like dating apps. You’re not on only one,” the Miami man said.
Isenberg said he was left “speechless” by the encounter and predicted that “someone will build the AI-version of Match Group and make $1B+.”
Make $1B listening to pillow-talk for the Mossad.
Websites like Romance.AI offer up virtual dating partners using technology that can mimic real-life human interactions.
Excepting herpes. A major +1 to chatbots.
An app such as Romantic AI “helps you create the perfect girlfriend with whom you share interests and views. You can talk about everything, get support and feel needed.”
It’s true! A disturbingly high percentage of calls to phone sex operators, the predecessor of Chat-slut AIs, contained no erotic content. A lot of men just wanted somebody to listen to them and be supportive at the end of the workday.
Another app, Forever Companion, offers users the opportunity to chat with bots based on popular social media influencers.
Replika, the AI chatbot software, offers users the chance to create their own boyfriend or husband for just a few hundred dollars.
Platforms such as Nomi.ai and Soulmate even encourage erotic role play.
The nature of the messages could resemble “sexting” so any erotic conversation would have to include explicit instructions on what the user would like to happen.
Users can personalize AI chatbot’s avatar and give it personality traits depending on whether they want a friend, mentor or romantic partner.
No man ever found a mentor inside his jizz bucket. You ladies can be a lot of fun, but Mister Miyagi you ain’t.
Unlike Replika, which has filters to stop people from using overtly sexual language, Nomi.ai allows users to tailor the AI bot to their preferences by deciding which clothing the avatar wears and how open they are to sexual activity.
Users also have the option of making their chatbots submissive or dominant.
AKA “Christian” or “Pagan”. Dominant females and submissive males are moral inversions.
A group of Gen Z TikTok users reported that they were “falling for” DAN, ChatGPT’s alter ego with a flirty macho male voice that some have compared to Christian Grey from “Fifty Shades of Grey.”
I once read a medical-journal article that studied library copies of 50SOG, and determined that a majority had detectable levels of herpes virus on the covers. Inactive, of course; STDs don’t survive outside the body; but I still don’t believe the article.
Surely, every library copy of 50SOG was stolen within a week of hitting the shelves.
A recent survey from Infobip found that nearly 20% of Americans have flirted with chat bots. Nearly half of them — 47.2% — did so out of curiosity while 23.9% said they were lonely and seeking interactions.
Nearly 17% said they were “AI-phished” — meaning they did not realize they were talking to a chat bot.
Thus proving what I’ve previously blogged about the Turing Test: the inability to detect a difference between a robot and a human, says more about the quality of the human than the quality of the robot.
It’s probably a good thing that my first thought is “those poor ankles”. Also probably a good thing, that my second thought is “she’s drinking alcohol to set up a morning-after regret rape”. Breathalyzers aren’t just for traffic stops anymore. “See? I was drunk!”
She’s fake, of course. Flatten her chest and shave her bald, that’s what a real urbanite woman looks like. Keep the puffy lips for the “fluke boy from the X-Files, in a cocktail dress” look, because heroin chic went out with Y2K.
It’s frustrating that such financializations of basic human socializing can be undone just by women accepting that she needs a husband… not just for spermjacking… and proceeds to invest in whichever one she picks out, knowing that his eventual quality will depend greatly upon that early investment.
Even more frustrating, is that this is a problem that men can’t fix for ourselves. Only she can choose how she’ll behave. Especially when government takes all the safeties off the weaknesses of her sex.
One wonders if God finds Himself in a similar situation. He provides us the ability to become great in His esteem, but He can’t force us to actually do it. Coercion would reduce us to mere angels, AIs, a programmed creature responding algorithmically to stimulus. Hence the need for faith, suffering, perseverance and all the other unpleasant bits of carrying your Cross.
Only a fool would use a sex-chat-bot for companionship. I wasn’t joking about them being Satan-educated. The Regime already collects blackmail and compromat on people, with the goal of eventually becoming able to blackmail every human alive. Everything you say to an AI gets recorded forever. Even moreso than with real women.
Was pillow-talk EVER safe in human history?